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Joke of the week
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Jokes Collection
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The Silent Treatment
A husband and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at |
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Eleven
people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one
woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they
decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to
fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman
made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let
go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without
ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping their hands. |
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| General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcherare sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel Very proper that she slapped him." Aishwarya is thinking: "Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Vajpayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face. " Musharraf is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again…. |
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Sardar sent a SMS to
his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and
he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". |
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Rajiv
and Mona are flying to
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There was
a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years
old. Their relationship was turning sour. The
kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
never beats anyone. |
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The phone bill was
exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. *Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. *Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone *Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile *Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones |
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Wife:
How much you love me?
Husband: Like Shajahan. Husband: I have already purchased the Land. delay is only from your end. |
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