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-Gorgeous, intelligent, kind,
sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME!
How are you?
- Today I
visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
-Hard work has a future
payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
-How do u occupy an idiot?
Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
-Pleas turn your mobile
phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
-FRIEND SEARCH: Friend
detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still
searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
-Hw do U kp a txtr in
suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
-Ths msg cn only b read by
a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess
UR
just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
-I once had One2One with a
Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face
went
Orange
, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
-Girls are like phones. We
love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll
be disconnected!
-HELP: Cops are after a
suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna
hide ME?
-This is your CellPhone
Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so
please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
-2 Lovers
plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl
closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
-A
sardarji Doctor
falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I
Love U sister....
-Dad to
Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with
ur
tooth brush.
-husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
-A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote
Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete
this Book
-Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!
-think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
-hi, wats
up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby
of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
-Whats the difference
between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..
-Great Calculation: Only
20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
-It was Santa's weding
aniversary.
Preeto :Shall v hav butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
-When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
-One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will
you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
-When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When
u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
-Fill in the blank...Im
ur
.....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all
Reply is a must...
-Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
- Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am
stupid....
-If
ur
world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur
heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called
high B/P...
-Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on
Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and
don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
-what happend 2
ur
mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle
network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
-First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the
suffering
-Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon
and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
-Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I
don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
-If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating
there food
-I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL
YOU FOR FREE !!
-Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a
button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm
afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
-Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came
fifth he won a toaster
-At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million
people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
-The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If
rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
-i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U
lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i
lauf again
-An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right
hand!
-girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u
press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
-TUM KO
DEKHA TO YE KHAYAL AYA
PAGALON KAY STOCK MAIN NAYA MAAL
-ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMINE
ALL FLOWERS R SWEET
THET HAVE NO COMPARISON
WITH U!
!
!
!
!
!
KIONK
GOBI
K PHOOL KI
BATH
HI ALAG HAY. By Khattak
-God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
-MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
-This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot
cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN
CAT!
-><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take
care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in
water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
-One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by
using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached
raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told
stupid "This was a missed call"
-can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you
have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
-terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres.
-Dear
user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS
'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free
DAD!
-A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know
proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING
CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
-Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please
slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish
ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
-Why
do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just
a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
-girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness
just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever
u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
-1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2006 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.
-why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He
is given his last chance to run away.
-Mere sms ko teray inbox main panah mil jaye,
Tu reply na kare to tera mobile 'FANNA' ho jaye
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Intelligent Ho!
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